diff --git a/fifa17-recon/tools/utas_server.py b/fifa17-recon/tools/utas_server.py
index ce400d5..2890139 100755
--- a/fifa17-recon/tools/utas_server.py
+++ b/fifa17-recon/tools/utas_server.py
@@ -1306,6 +1306,10 @@ def sweep_window():
 _SWEEP_SPEC = None
 _SWEEP_POS = 0
 _SWEEP_SUBTYPE = 0        # 0..3 = player; see _parse_window for the other tables
+# The five non-player card tables, as dispatched by FUN_1800d8330:
+#   4 -> managercards   5 -> headcoachcards   6 -> gkcoachcards
+#   7 -> physiocards    8 -> fitnesscoachcards
+_STAFF_SUBTYPES = [4, 5, 6, 7, 8]
 
 
 def _parse_window(win):
@@ -1329,10 +1333,13 @@ def _parse_window(win):
     _SWEEP_SUBTYPE = 0
     if win.startswith("t") and "@" in win:
         head, win = win.split("@", 1)
-        try:
-            _SWEEP_SUBTYPE = int(head[1:], 0)
-        except ValueError:
-            return None
+        if head == "t*":
+            _SWEEP_SUBTYPE = -1        # fan every staff table across the range
+        else:
+            try:
+                _SWEEP_SUBTYPE = int(head[1:], 0)
+            except ValueError:
+                return None
     auto = win.startswith("auto:")
     step = None
     if auto:
@@ -1382,21 +1389,28 @@ def sweep_items():
     else:
         start, end = lo, hi
 
+    # 't*@' fans EVERY staff subtype across the range at once, so one staff-tab
+    # load tests managercards / headcoachcards / fitnesscoachcards / physiocards /
+    # gkcoachcards together instead of costing five separate visits.
+    subs = _STAFF_SUBTYPES if _SWEEP_SUBTYPE == -1 else [_SWEEP_SUBTYPE]
+
+    # Only cardsubtypeid ever changes. itemType stays "player" because the merge
+    # dispatches on the subtype alone and the wire shape of a real staff item has
+    # never been observed -- inventing one is the change class that freezes this
+    # client.
     out = []
     for pid in range(start, end + 1):
-        it = _item(SWEEP_ID_BASE + (pid - lo), pid, SWEEP_SENTINEL_RATING,
-                   "ST", 0, 0, 0, [1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1])
-        if _SWEEP_SUBTYPE:
-            # Only the subtype is changed. itemType stays "player" because the
-            # merge dispatches on cardsubtypeid alone and the wire shape for a
-            # staff item has never been observed -- inventing one is the change
-            # class that freezes the client.
-            it["cardsubtypeid"] = _SWEEP_SUBTYPE
-        out.append(it)
-    log("    SWEEP: serving %d candidate id(s) %d..%d%s subtype=%d "
+        for si, sub in enumerate(subs):
+            it = _item(SWEEP_ID_BASE + (pid - lo) * len(subs) + si, pid,
+                       SWEEP_SENTINEL_RATING, "ST", 0, 0, 0, [1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1])
+            if sub:
+                it["cardsubtypeid"] = sub
+            out.append(it)
+    log("    SWEEP: serving %d item(s) for id(s) %d..%d%s subtype(s)=%s "
         "[synthetic, nothing saved]"
         % (len(out), start, end,
-           (" (auto, %d..%d done)" % (lo, end)) if step else "", _SWEEP_SUBTYPE))
+           (" (auto, %d..%d done)" % (lo, end)) if step else "",
+           ",".join(str(s) for s in subs)))
     return out